The (re)birth of Schmool

After a little confusion, I thought i'd give Alex an fm to r, so here it is. For those of you who were unaware, everything(including each post on this blog) is either cool or schmool. The old examples have gotten a little stale in the past three and a half years, so just to give you an update:

Sony PSP	Nintendo DS
Google	Yahoo!
Cylon Number Six	Egg and Muffin Toaster
Optic Nerve	Kenkanryu
E-vite	The Pony Express
P. Diddy	Donkey Konga
L. Ron Hubbard	Frank Chu
T-Mobile Sidekick	Hulger P*Phone
Blog	Soapbox

In other schmool news, the concept of Dark Chocolate being both cool and schmool has been retconned.