Not on the Internet

I have a song stuck in my head from a commercial I saw as a child. It was for some kind of promotion for the Muppet movies maybe being released on VHS. I only remember the very end of the commercial.


(To the tune of “The Muppet Show Theme”)
All:
We’ve got “The Muppet Movie”
“The Great Muppet Caper”, too.
And you can get a free watch

Statler & Waldorf:
Did you say get a free watch?

All:
Yes, you can get a free watch
when you see the sign “It’s Muppet Time”
especially for you!


Try as I might, I can’t seem to find the full lyrics online. So I’m putting it there.

Written by Will who lives and works in New York. You should follow him on Bluesky.